Alexanderisms 1.1...or 2.0 or what the crap..I don't know how it's suppose to work

So that whole "weekly" thing didn't work out.  I'm way too lazy busy to be that consistent.
Here's the crazy shit my kid said since the last time I did this.  Some Audreyisms thrown in there too.

*******
A:  Why won't my penis stay down?

Me: That's something you should talk to your dad about.

A: I did and he said it would just go away on its own.

A Few Days Later....

A: My penis still won't stay down!  It just won't go down on it's own.

*******
I was looking on the Internet and saw this gem:

Keepin' it classy, Richard

Alexander:  What is THAT???

Me: That is Richard Simmons.

A: Gross.

*********
After running into a girl I went to HS with who looks exactly like she did 15 years ago and me looking like a slob in sweats and no make up, I was venting to my husband:

Me:  She's a total loser anyway because she's not even married and doesn't have kids.

A: That's not nice.  She's a fun lady. (He didn't even see her. What the hell does this kid know anyway??)

Me: I'm a fun lady, aren't I?

A: Nooooo..

Me: Why not?

A: You're not a fun lady, you're just a mom.  Mom's aren't fun ladies.

(Again, what the hell does he know?  He's never even been drunk with me or seen me do the "lawn mower" at the club.)

*********
While playing a racing game on the PS3 (Don't fucking judge me, I breastfed!)

A: LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!

Audreyisms!

When daddy leaves to go back to work at lunch:

"Bye Y'all!"

*********

Walking past a cute little boutique called Small Town Gypsy that everyone should go check out, she saw this dress in the window and said, "WOW!"

You have to admit, she's got great taste.

*************
I was using the restroom today, and, like any good mother, I leave the door open to keep an eye on the kids. Audrey comes in, pointing at her diaper and saying, "Butt? Butt? Butt!!" "Butt" is what she says when she needs a diaper change. She's putting stuff together, that kid.