Alexanderisms 1.0

A weekly wrap up of the crazy shit my kid says!  There will be an Audrey section once she starts talking.

Chris told Alexander he had 10 minutes before bed. Alexander said, "That's not very long." To which my husband replied, "It is when you’re on fire." Alexander: "Yep."

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Alexander informs me that his hang glider needs to have glow sticks on it for when it's after dark.

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Alexander:  Daddy, look at this picture.

Daddy:  That is a funny picture.

Alexander: No. That’s an AWESOME picture.

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A: I’m hungry mama.  Please make me a sandwich.

Me: What kind do you want?

A: Peanut butter and jelly!!  Oh yeah..Uh huh…oh yeah…uh huh

Me: How many do you want?

A: I want 3 cuz I’m 3…*untz  untz untz*(imagine him making techno music sounds)

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Alexander said he doesn't love me anymore and he's going to tear up everything in his room and when he's big enough he's going to move to some place different. Why, you ask? Because I told him to go in his room and play. Ah...motherhood.

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Yesterday:

A: Mom, can I play with the play-doh?

Me: Maybe tomorrow.

Today:

A: Mama, today is yesterday’s tomorrow.  So, can I play play-doh now?

I cannot argue with his logic.