READ MY BLOG!

Just so you know, every day you wake up and don't check my blog for new posts, GOD KILLS A KITTEN!*

Why you wanna see me die? (source)

Everytime you see a new post and don't comment on it, A CLOWN GETS ANALLY ASSAULTED!**

by:steenslag

*By "God" I mean me, and by "kitten" I mean baby chipmunk, because I know some of you are allergic to cats and I'm not doing any of you fuckers a favor until you read my blog on a consistant basis!
**by "clown" I mean you...and by "anally assaulted" I mean ass raped by a clown. 

Huh??

Still fucking creepy after all these years!!!